RONNIE FLOTSAM

FLOMLY YO-MULE

Ronnie Flotsam — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:10:31 +0000

Deep underneath us lives ‘fLomLy Yo-muLe’. He gobbles clods of dirt with his left mouth and spits it out his right mouth. He loves mud, finds sand bland, fancies plants and tried coral once in a tropical restaurant. fLomLy has fifteen teeth as blunt as dull twits. Things stick in one ear and out the other: boot soles, microwave trays, toilet roll holders..Enough junk to make a scrapyard shrug. One day he tried to remove the junk that was firmly stuckin his earhole. After dumping a pint of petrol in there it still wouldn’t dissolve. Twas lucky the wind was flowing west when he lit it with a match, ‘cos he got blown up and eastward into a rock pocket, narrowly escaping the cataclysmic cave-in of his catacomb home.
FLomLy Yo-muLe
Oil and Pastel on Paper
2010

APOCALYPTIC BISTROT FLUOROSCOPY

Ronnie Flotsam — Sun, 22 May 2011 20:59:50 +0000

(Painting lit by UV Blacklight lamp)

(Painting naturally lit)

2011

Phosphorescent pigment and oil on canvas

3000 mm x 1800 mm

ON THE SET OF ‘GLOBULAR FOOFARAW’

Ronnie Flotsam — Sun, 22 May 2011 20:53:29 +0000

2011

Oil on canvas

600 mm x 450 mm

RONNIE FLOTSAM for IKEA

Ronnie Flotsam — Sun, 22 May 2011 20:26:29 +0000

Feline frisky ? Meet Pâté Cat Chair.

Sit down, lean back and realise just how tasteful furniture can be
as the delirious cat licks pâté from your nether regions.
The purrfect furnishing for any room, you won’t want to sit anywhere else.

Pâté CAT CHAIR
Wood, flesh, blood, fur.
W 42 x 42 H 69 cm.

The Jellyfish Stool and its pulsing squishy cushion
will wet your behind despite being completely dry.

It’s so portable it glides across your kitchen, dining or underwater living area.
The price won’t sting so polyp yourself down in any setting.
As you wish Jellyfish.

JELLYFISH STOOL
Polyurethane, plankton, mesoglea.
H 72 D 36 cm.

Speak your mind in style to Ron Duck,
he’s a quack and a stylist.

While he listens patiently,
he can cut, colour and style your hair.
His razor sharp beak will trim,
while his even sharper wit will entertain.
You’ll never be an ugly duckling
spending moments in the luxurious grace
of your fine feathered friend.

RON DUCK CHAIR ( also comes in black )
Wood, flesh, blood, plumage.
H 99 W 55 x 55 cm.

2011

Oil and collage on canvas

1200 mm x 1100 mm

DEVOURING CONSCIENCE

Ronnie Flotsam — Thu, 19 May 2011 17:32:48 +0000

2011

Oil on canvas

900 mm x 1700 mm

FLABBERGASTED RONION ON ICE

Ronnie Flotsam — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:15:13 +0000

2011

Oil on canvas

1770 mm x 1770 mm

SELF PORTRAIT (the tap who ran from the bath)

Ronnie Flotsam — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 21:43:40 +0000

2011

oil on canvas

1800 mm x 1000 mm

TRANNY SUMO ORGY

Ronnie Flotsam — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:59:42 +0000

2011

oil on canvas

900 mm x 900 mm

Two Ruminasals play hopscotch before a forming tornado

Ronnie Flotsam — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 12:53:08 +0000

2010

Oil on panel

1170 mm x 670 mm

The flamingo that shat opera houses

Ronnie Flotsam — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:16:21 +0000

Oil on panel

2010

Oil on panel

1000 mm x 1010 mm